Donovan Mitchell and Company Finna Send The Pacers to Cancun!

Donovan Mitchell Drops 43 on Pacers’ Heads as Cavs Finally Remember How to Basketball

INDIANAPOLIS — The Cleveland Cavaliers, fresh off impersonating a G-League squad for two games, suddenly recalled they employ a man named “Playoff Donovan” Mitchell. The result? A 126-104 demolition of the Indiana Pacers that sliced their series deficit to 2-1—and restored some much-needed chaos to this Eastern Conference semifinal.

Mitchell’s Masterclass (Because Someone Had To)

With the Cavs threatening to Cleveland away another fourth-quarter lead, Mitchell decided enough was enough, delivering a three-minute murder spree that included:

  • A fadeaway over two defenders (because contested mid-range shots are his brand).
  • A pull-up three because why not?
  • A dime to Max Strus for another three, just to rub salt in the wound.

Final stat line: 43 points, 9 rebounds, and zero fks given** about Indiana’s home crowd.

“I couldn’t let it happen again,” Mitchell said postgame, referencing Cleveland’s patented “blow a 20-point lead” special. “I know I scored, but we got stops. I just had to be the aggressor.” (Translation: “My teammates were allergic to buckets until I took over.”)

Cavs’ Supporting Cast: Alive, Barely

While Mitchell went supernova, Cleveland’s MAS*H unit finally showed signs of life:

  • Evan Mobley (DPOY, allegedly) returned from injury and remembered he’s 7 feet tall.
  • Darius Garland (toe intact) played his first game in two weeks and didn’t immediately combust.
  • Max Strus (20 pts, 7 reb, 7 ast) hit four threes, because Miami Heat alumni love haunting the Pacers.

Even Cleveland’s zone defense made a surprise appearance—a shocking twist for a team that previously defended like they were wearing roller skates.

Pacers’ Meltdown: A Symphony of Fail

Indiana’s issues were… numerous:

  • Tyrese Haliburton: 4 points, 5 assists, and the existential dread of losing his first-ever playoff home game.
  • Rick Carlisle’s honesty: “This was a very poor effort… Clearly, I didn’t have these guys ready.” (Coach speak for “I want to scream into a pillow.”)
  • Technical fouls: Five of them, because nothing says “composure” like arguing down 24.

The Pacers briefly flirted with a comeback, cutting the deficit to 11 in the fourth… until Mitchell and Strus said “lol no” and buried them under an avalanche of buckets.

The Big Picture

  • Road Team Wins Again: All three games this series have gone to the visitors. (NBA scheduling: flawless as always.)
  • Mitchell’s Legacy Game: After two passive performances, he went full “give me the damn ball” mode.
  • Pacers’ Reality Check: That 24-point halftime deficit? Not ideal for a team that thinks it’s a contender.

Next: Game 4 is Sunday in Indy. Will the Pacers wake up? Or will Mitchell drop 50 just for fun?


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