50 Cent Hilariously AI-Generates Himself as Diddy’s Entire Jury: ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy!’
Well, folks, 50 Cent’s brief hiatus from trolling Diddy is officially over—and he came back with a masterpiece.
After lying low during the start of Diddy’s high-profile trial, Fif resurfaced on Instagram with an AI-generated image so petty it deserves its own exhibit in the Museum of Hip-Hop Beef. The pic? Himself as every single juror in Diddy’s courtroom.
The caption? Chef’s kiss.
“Sean Diddy Combs jury selection for trial is finally complete.”
“I’m not sure if this is fair but don’t worry, be happy!”
Because nothing says “I’m rooting for your downfall” like digitally inserting yourself as an entire judicial panel.
50’s Legal Analysis (Kind Of)
Ever the helpful critic, 50 did admit Diddy might have a shot—if he empties his bank account for A$AP Rocky’s lawyer, Joe Tacopina.
“If Diddy can get Joe he might beat this case but he gonna have to pay a lot of money, there’s no time to prepare!”
Translation: “Good luck finding a legal Hail Mary, bro.”
Meanwhile, in Actual Courtroom Drama…
Diddy’s trial kicked off this week with jury selection, and let’s just say—nerves were high. At one point, the Bad Boy mogul had to ask the judge for a bathroom break (denied at first, then approved), proving that even billionaires can’t escape the universal struggle of “Judge, I really gotta go.”
Potential jurors were grilled on whether they knew key names in the case (Dawn Richard, Aubrey O’Day) or just… random celebs (Kanye West, Michael B. Jordan, Mike Myers?). Meanwhile, Diddy whispered with his lawyers like a kid passing notes in class—“Nah, kick that one.”
What’s Next?
- Opening statements begin Monday (May 12).
- The trial could last 8-10 weeks—so buckle up for more memes, more awkward courtroom moments, and definitely more 50 Cent antics.
Diddy has pleaded not guilty to all charges. But if 50 Cent actually ends up on that jury? Game over.
